Chapter 2: Somehow it happened again

Schmuck Level: Expert

The thing about schmuckish behaviour, is that often you don’t learn from your mistakes. 

See, Schmucks often double down on their poor choices…And that, Dear Reader, was me. 

However, before you throw this down in disgust, you should know that this one has a very different outcome. This particular horse is still entrenched in my life, much to the bewilderment of every single person I’ve met.

Including myself. 

Anyway, it was only a matter of days after I’d waved farewell to The Flashy Fuckwit when Anth came to me and said

“I found a horse on Gumtree, do you want to look at it?”

To which I responded “No thanks. My bum still hurts, there’s a scrap of my pants still flying from the fence and I don’t even know if I want to ride anymore”

“You sure? It’s a really cool dark, dappled grey….”

And before Anthony even finished the sentence, I was walking towards him beckoning to see his phone.