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Truck Driving vs Horse Riding
And the impossibility of both
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Lucinda Green & Sexy Running
Face plants for the win 💪
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It's actually happening
“How’s your racehorse going?” asked my friend, Renee one day.
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Stepping out at a Dr Shelley Appleton Clinic
And how it feels to be the one grunting in public...
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It's the rockest of bottoms 😩
Oh Mate... I have ragrets
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“You’ve been un-matched”…There’s no love lost here.
Who's stupid idea was this.. 🤦‍♀️
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Finally he's got a name... (and a personality)
You know that feeling when you’re about to say something really stupid..
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The Life Changing Magic of Being Aimless
“What are your plans for him?”
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The best laid plans....
Operation Recycled Racehorse has commenced
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