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The Awkward Equestrian

Observations of a Depressed Equestrian
Sooky Lala reporting from Wandin International Horse Trials
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Ode to Celeste
Challenge Accepted
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Meet My Beloved <3
Featuring my sweaty face & frizzy hair 💅
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Channeling Bradbury
If it can happen to him, it can happen to me 🤷‍♀️
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The Eggschange Program
Opportunity awaits
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Riding the Mailbox - Revisited
When there's a will, there's a way
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What became of The Egg? 🤔
And the Leggacy of Helmet Science
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Is this the world's worst helmet?
Say hello to my not so little friend 🥚
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The Horse Show - Part Two
Yesterday his impersonation of sedimentary rock was quite impressive… And today Shady showed his versatility by performing a range of aerial moves in a…
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The Horse Show - Part One
Could it be? Have we found our calling? 😎
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